l Dalai Lama, Tom Cruise, or any of those superior beings wonderful upper beautifully are supposed to be up there watching over us (I rather think that if they are - I doubt that there is up to Tom Cruise - they do is Descojonado donkeys than we are), tell us "come goofy, Stop suffering now, it was a joke. Here, zillions million. Enjoy them. And restrégaselos all your friends and neighbors face " . So we started to take lotteries, Bonoloto, Euromillions (every Friday is pot, what a coincidence), sietetrentaynueves, and everything that passes before us promising , for a reasonable price to all our concerns. Luckily, in times like these, there are large altruistic media that also when we thought the chance had given us back and we were about to go for the cieguito ONCE to reproach it was a lie that of "Come sir, that this is the one who plays" appear on television to say that here they are to end once and for all our hardships, in exchange only managing a small, easy and inexpensive.
There are those Movistar, giving away € 45,000 each day by sending one of the Paston to not know what number. You would also have thought about not giving the money, and, for the same price, down a tad rates for all your faithful. Were not you the one that presumíais kind of media with your communism "as somo more, pay less" ?
O lords of Orange , if you recharge your mobile do not know what dates they give you an additional 30% ... why do not you stay that money, and you use it to put a price less abusive to cardholders?
And they could not miss the buddies of Apenas3 , which you pay the mortgage directly. For the same price, can you not pay the settlement to the ports that you have hired to design these wonderful Advertising animations, and at what times meteis us (the campaign) without mercy and betrayal? With the latter, Sexy Money, where you appear banknotes falling from the sky that will clog the entire screen, have been overcome. And are left to get the audio of the series, and the pictures are just advertising.
But what we wonder is, if every time is all the more rotted calico, and conform. We like to be pushed around like that. Dr. Beltran is already in an alleged campaign to raise awareness of drivers (in Apenas3 , of \u200b\u200bcourse), and that to combat school we sleep at the wheel, is all very well to rest every so often, and drinking water ... but where is a good Coca-Cola (not leave the mark, but dealing with all to identify), which removed the rest of Grandma's remedies ... This gentleman, instead of a Code of Ethics and the Hippocratic Oath Dental signed a code and a Hypothetical Oath (or hypocrite), surely then comes home and forward to all your contacts one of those powerpoints warn us that if we drink Coca-Cola , end up being that we digest it to us from within. Always
Apenas3 . Then they propose the sites into diseloaolmedo.com and they propose ideas. Paginita should be saturated and complaints, but then sold as their campaign has been successful. And I am hoping to cast a serious, rigorous, and nothing alarmist p rogram on aircraft safety. Promises. The same in the middle of the program exits full-screen animations, full color advertising for the following Saturday world premiere exclusive live or Airplane.
But I'm digress. The topic was how we spend what little we is in the pocket on lotteries and SMS campaigns. For my part, I will continue refusing to enter the rag. I will do some quinielita from time to time, always go halves with someone, where the real goal is to see who is wrong more. Some Euromillions (1 per year or less) with those which weigh euritos loose in your pocket and you cry "Gastam, gástameeeeee." And, as every year, one tenth of big finish at 27, and some share shift waiter serves you with a smile (waiters of the world unite, smile, and ruin us all!), Or the child you asks that you help to go to the end of the course for a week pol taking sack.
There you go assuming that, and much much lottery draw to get rich, but here, the only one who is going to go to space tourism by the lottery is a man of Sort. Why buy lottery? No, sell.
And if anyone still thinks that it is not such a bad idea, and total, by sending an SMS not miss anything, I can only spend that great phrase, right now I do not remember if it's Tuesday and 13 or Los Morancos, saying something like:
WHEN I SAY YOU'RE an asshole, I HAVE REASON WHY.
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If it is high time we stop this nonsense, let's kill the birds on our heads, and try to be happy in our own way . And as we indicated . Also, do not tell us that any day Particle Accelerator fail, will the famous black hole uncontrolled, and we go all to hell? Why send text messages and rely on luck? Though we play If any of these assumptions awards not give us time to collect them, much less to enjoy. Yes, at least not have to endure the next day to the experts and contertunianos Just-3 or of Te-la-h (c) incorrect keys explaining the end of the world, embedded advertising "down the wallpaper of the Big Bang for only 2 SMS" and below the screen reading "ia Żabia AP3 I would psr q st. Pntoja Viv and his whiskers. Paki t kiero 1 Jarte ".
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